How Fat Is Chris Christie?

December 16, 2012

Hey, NJ, just how fat is yo guv?  We’ve all been hearing these “How Fat is Yo Mama?” jokes.  Now it’s time to get down to the real meat of the matter!  Post your jokes as comments, and I’ll publish the best ones!  Here are some ideas:

He’s so fat that…

When he steps on the scale it says, “One at a time, please!”

He shops for his clothes at Omar the Tent Maker

He has more chins than the Hong Kong phone book